The Depressed Milkman


I am The Depressed Milkman. Welcome to my website.

I am a programmer by trade. In particular, I enjoy programming for other programmers — operating systems, programming languages and build systems take up much of my time.

Efficiency is of great concern to me — if something can be made more efficient, I am likely interested in making it happen. It is for this reason that I am interested in low-level performance gains. For example, I like writing small utility functions (for example, reversing an array in-place) in assembly by hand. This is also one of the primary drivers behind my larger projects.

Here you will find various information I publish, from my blog to a list of future projects.